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WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!

Ok……But WHY!!!!!!!!!

The woman crippled on the bench? what’s her deal?! Who needs an ambulance for a sudden case of the shits?

Actually I have done a bit of research….

What most people don’t understand is that thousands of people die every year from food poisoning due to uncooked fish in Japan. One of the first symptoms indicating this is a severe case of the trotts.

With the exception of Godzilla not a lot scares the Japanese people, but you don’t ever joke about a bad case of diarrhoea.

Think about this next time you see the 1/2 price sign up at sushi express.

((no research was done and I am sorry for any racial stereotyping that has taken place))

The air heads at beautiful people have banded together their brain cell and come up with their newest part of the site! A fertility introduction service that allows both members and non-members to score the stuff that dream babies are made of. According to Managing Director Greg Hodge, “There are no financial benefits for us in doing so — we are simply responding to a demand for attractive donors. Every parent would like their child to be blessed with many fine attributes, attractiveness being one of the most sought after. For a site with members who resemble Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Angelina Jolie you can imagine the demand.”

P.S this is how serious they are about keeping the site for beautiful people only: A few months back they chucked about 5000 peeps off after they packed on the xmas weight, the site founder Robert Hintze said, “Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which Beautifulpeople.com was founded.”

The question remains though… Who would buy sperm or eggs like this? I know I sure as hell wouldnt!

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Now I googled it and people where all confused and frustrated.. Well lets put two and two together and make eight here people. Football + ungodly noise = YES its a VUVUZELA well lots of them.

Now the next question that needs to be asked here is when there are other issues that youtube should be dealing with, why are they making an anoying noise button? And is it because they like the Fifa world cup or hate it?

Wanna hear the noise? Click here to take you to a video to press the soccer button on

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People of youtube have being questioning the authenticity of the clip. Which I guess is mainly coz you dont expect to see a bub with such advanced motor skills. But you know its real enough for me!

Anyway the Gummi Bear industry is upset with Katy Perry about the video coz in the video an animated Gummi Bear gives Katy “the finger”. John Leonardo, a senior brand manager from Trolli, who makes Gummi Bears, says, “Those are definitely not Trolli Gummi Bears in the video because Trolli Gummi Bears would never be that rude. Trolli bears would extend their chubby little arms and give Katy a big old bear hug and whisper, ‘Everything is going to be alright’.”

Have a watch of the video.. I’m off to buy some Gummi Bears to give me a big old bear hug!

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I reckon its a great advertising campaign!

They just never fail to provide quality entertainment.

In case you missed it Shane Jones, friendly Labour MP admitted charging hotel pornography to his tax-payer funded credit card.

Now… all this is in the interests of “greater transparency”  which sucks for Mr. Jones. Unfortunately for our new self declared hotel porn fan, more than 7000 documents were released under the official Information Act which has the actual credit card receipts by Labour ministers between 2003 and 2008.

This is the receipt from one of his little “Business trips”
There is multiple movies there for that one night! and the journalist legend who investigated this said this happened many many times and lost count of how many movies.

Here is what Shane Jones has to say.

The funny thing here I feel is the reaction from the public is OUTRAGE!

What a great word…outrage. Meaning that people are outwardly and publicly in a RAGE! not just a bit peeved, not just mildly ill-tempered, But OUTRAGED!

I also cant believe how outrageously this man has behaved! How bloody dare this married man of many years go on a work trip, and maybe light a few candles…have some aromatherapy happening …….have a bit of mood-lighting and watch an adult movie by himself. I cant believe it.

Oh wait..YES I CAN!

Funny thing is the people who are “outraged” are probably guilty of a hell of a lot more than a bit of old fashioned self lovin.

Im going to choose to be only slightly huffy that he was dumb enough to use the taxpayers money to do it.

PRIME MINISTER RESPONDS

Prime Minister John Key said he was “a  little surprised” by the spending revealed today but it showed that the “transparency” instituted by his government worked by  focusing the minds of ministers from now on.

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